3.21.2021

AMERICA BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL!

AMERICA BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL!

 


 
 
The normal procedure when entering America is that you must have a passport and proof that you are negative for coronavirus.
 
Now all you have to do is walk across the border. 

No need to show a passport or any ID at all and no need for any coronavirus testing. 

Do you have ebola? Black plague? 
 
NO PROBLEM!
 
Come on in.
 
Are you an ISIS terrorist?
 
NO PROBLEM!
 
Come on in. 
 
Now for a limited time when you enter America illegally you can get free lodging, free money and a great entry level job at one of our soon to be open FEMA camps*.

So pack your bags (with drugs and guns) and come on in!
 
Tell em Joe sent you. 
 

 
*Cartel and gang members with verifiable weapons and urban combat experience will receive priority consideration for FEMA positions.

Satire? Not anymore.
 
I have a message for the throngs of people heading into the welcoming arms of the US government. If you think you are going to a better life you are sadly mistaken. Something terrible is coming to America.
 
You should turn around and run the other direction. The hair sniffing, girls' dorm invading pervert is not your friend.

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